You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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