Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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