I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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