I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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