I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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