his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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