Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Randomize
