Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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