she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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