Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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