what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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