Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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