Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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