Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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