To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
