Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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