I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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