the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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