I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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