1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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