Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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