First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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