Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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