Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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