allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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