Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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