Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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