It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize