I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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