I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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