Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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