I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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