i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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