You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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