So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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