And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Two words: nipple clamps
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