She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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