i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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