I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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