Nicole vs. Life
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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