youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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