Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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