I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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