no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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