This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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