who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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