I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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