Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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