No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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