right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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