I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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