normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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