DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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