i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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