Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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