But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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