She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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