Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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