If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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