a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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